Which Ryan Murphy Show Is This Hot White Guy In?

It’s no secret that Ryan Murphy has a rotating troupe of actors he often employs — he’s basically paid for Sarah Paulson’s agent’s house several times over. What we sometimes forget is that his shows also feature more hot, oft-shirtless white guys than the Altoids float in a Pride parade. There are so many, in fact, that it’s hard to remember exactly which bombshell with a six-pack was in which of his projects. I’m not saying that all of them look alike, but let’s just say it’s possible that Mr. Murphy has a type (and, based on this type, possibly has a lifetime subscription to BelAmi).

Are you well versed enough in the Murphy oeuvre, or devoted enough to the appreciation of a specific type of male beauty, to know which of these attractive, sharp-jawed white-male faces appeared in which Murphy project? You might not be, but you’re probably going to try.

Which of these projects rocked with Finn Wittrock?

Hollywood

The Assassination of Gianni Versace

Glee

American Horror Story: Asylum

Yes. He played Jeffrey Trail. He was also in The Normal Heart and American Horror Story: Freak Show, American Horror Story: Hotel, American Horror Story: Roanoke, and American Horror Story: 1984. Sorry, you’re thinking of a different hot white guy. The right answer is The Assassination of Gianni Versace. He was also in The Normal Heart and American Horror Story: Freak Show, American Horror Story: Hotel, American Horror Story: Roanoke, and American Horror Story: 1984. Where can you see Jonathan Groff flex his acting muscles?

Popular

Nip/Tuck

The People vs. O.J. Simpson

The Normal Heart

Yes. He played Craig. You sure know your gay heartthrobs. He was also a recurring character on Glee. Sorry, you’re thinking of another set of perfect white teeth. The right answer is The Normal Heart. He was also a recurring character on Glee. Cheyenne Jackson played a diabolical choral director on Glee. But which seasons of American Horror Story did he appear in?

American Horror Story: Cult

American Horror Story: Murder House

American Horror Story: Coven

American Horror Story: 1984

Yes. He played Dr. Rudy Vincent. He was also in Hotel, Roanoke, and Apocalypse. Nope. Maybe you have him confused with Jonathan Groff? The right answer is Cult. He was also in Hotel, Roanoke, and Apocalypse. Matt Bomer plays a gay prostitute in which Murphy project?

The Boys in the Band

American Horror Story: Freak Show

The Normal Heart

All of the above

Yes. The prostitute was named Andy. He played a different gay in all of those other projects. Nope, wrong gay. Bomer was in all of these, but the only time he hustled was in Freak Show. Zachary Quinto is in The Boys in the Band, but which two seasons of American Horror Story did he star in?

Murder House & Hotel

Coven & Freak Show

Hotel & Asylum

Asylum & Murder House

Yes. What are you, a member of the Jessica Lange fan club? Oh, close. You might have him confused with Evan Peters. Where can you find Wes Bentley?

Hollywood

The Politician

American Horror Story

Feud

Correct! He was in Freak Show, Hotel, and Roanoke. Good guess, but you’ve got the wrong dreamboat. He was in three seasons of AHS. Glen Powell played the crush object of a gay dude in which show?

Scream Queens

Hollywood

The Politician

The Normal Heart

Yes. You are right. Some of us are still fantasizing about him and Nick Jonas snuggling in bed. Sorry, it was Scream Queens. Honestly, most people wouldn’t get that. That’s why it’s canceled. John Stamos, the closest we have to Benjamin Button, aged backward on which show?

Glee

The New Normal

Scream Queens

All of the Above

That’s right. Ryan Murphy just can’t get enough of him. You are technically right, but Stamos was actually in all of these. Matthew Morrison is famous for being on Glee. In which Murphy show did he play a character famous for having a huge dong?

Feud

Hollywood

American Horror Story: 1984

The New Normal

Good guess. He only got the role because Jon Hamm passed. Haha. JK. You must be confused thinking about Morrison’s member. It was actually AHS: 1984. Shockingly, that’s the only other Murphy show he’s on. Ryan Murphy got Billy Eichner off the streets. Which show is he in?

The New Normal

The Politician

A show you haven’t even heard of called Impeachment

Hollywood

You get a gold star. He plays Matt Drudge in the upcoming third season of American Crime Story about the Clinton impeachment. He was also in a couple seasons of American Horror Story. This was a trick question because it’s really Impeachment, though Eichner was in a couple seasons of American Horror Story, too. Also Difficult People, which has nothing to do with Ryan Murphy but you should watch it anyway. Everyone is sweatin’ David Corenswet. Where will he make you perspire?

Hollywood

The Politician

Neither

Both

You got it, buddy. Two for the price of one. Close but no Corenswet (which means “cigar” in Bulgarian). He’s actually in both shows. Dylan McDermott is not afraid to show his ass on television. In which of these Murphy shows does it appear?

American Horror Story

Hollywood

The Politician

All of the Above

Who can forget that premiere episode of AHS: Original Recipe? While Dylan was in all of these, his butt only makes one appearance, and it’s in American Horror Story. This man’s name is Jake Picking. Where in the Murphyverse does he fit?

The Politician

9-1-1

Hollywood

Glee

This is the face of Rock Hudson, if Ryan Murphy cast Rock Hudson. No, it’s Hollywood. But seriously — what wouldn’t Ryan Murphy cast him in? After New Girl, Max Greenfield never needs to work again. Where did he choose to toil for Ryan Murphy?

Hollywood

The Assassination of Gianni Versace

The Politician

American Horror Story: Coven

He plays a gay junkie named Ronnie. He was in AHS but only on Hotel — and you knew that already. Nope, it was Versace. He was in AHS but only on Hotel. Better luck identifying this Finn Wittrock look-alike next time. Where have you glimpsed Robbie Amell before?

Glee

The Politician

Hollywood

None of the above

Good job. He’s never been on a Ryan Murphy show, but just look at him. Look at him!!! It’s only a matter of time. He’s currently on Amazon’s Upload. Just foolin’. He’s never been on a Ryan Murphy show, but just look at him. Look at him!!! It’s only a matter of time. He’s currently on Amazon’s Upload.

Which Ryan Murphy Show Is This Hot White Guy In?

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